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2010-07-07 13:10:17|  分类: 影迷 |  标签: |举报 |字号 订阅

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注意,未成年人禁止入内。

影片因为充斥着大量的粗口和性笑料,因此被分为R级

以上一句是百度百科中对其的一句评价,所以,激起了我的兴趣,想要知道究竟里面的那些有趣台词究竟有多少。但当我去记录的时候发现,的确挺多的,粗略地记下就有一百二十多条,因为其中有的怕被和谐掉,有的是重复的,所以就没记下来。(唉,在这里还是身不由己,和谐的威力果然是巨大的。到时又说发布XX内容就不好了。)所以,就删减了一些,如果还是被和谐,就没办法了,只能说这里太不开放了。

好了,不得不说,这些台词还真是很有趣,提供同学们学习外国粗口的途径和例如。其实外国的粗口和我们国家的国语还是粤语都差不多,都是在句中加上几个词语而已,对句子的内容没有什么实质性的影响,只是帮助句子加强某种语气,使句子感情丰富而已,当然也使交流变得有趣而不至于单调像新闻一样。这种生活化的语言和学校教的正规的语言是有一定区别的,他们更生动更好玩。可能自己听和写的会有点差错,欢迎指正。下面就是 hot tub time machine 的有趣台词节选了;3 ,2 ,1 ,开始。

Its fucking disgusting.

You get shit out of dogs asses.

I did everythin according to your stupid fucking plan.

Go fuck yourself.

Go out doors,Jesus Christ.

Why do you waste your time with that Second Life bullshit?

Cant you be like a warrior or a shaman or an orc or some shit like that?

No fucking way!

Fuck.

Just one of this bullshit episodes.

Its like that friend whos the assholo but hes our asshole ,you konw.

He has erectile dysfunction.

Hes got halitosis.

Hes got that runt ball.

Fuck yeah!

Fuck you guys.

I can fucking hear everythin youre saying,all right?

I didnt fucking try and kill myself.

A shotgun to the dick.

No fucking way!(这句经常在外国人口语中出现,原句是no way!本来的意思是没门,现在用于类似中文的反语,意思是“这不可能的啊?!”表示惊讶和开心。例如看到自己的熟人就会说这句,还有见到自己喜欢的玩具之类的居然出现了也会说这句,好像玩具总动员1那个小恶魔看到了BUZZ和WOODY出现在夹东西的机器里面说了这句。鼠来宝2里面那个女的见到自己的老同学也说了这句,驯龙记里面好像也有出现。反正这句出现得很多的。这句表示出乎意料的喜悦,连自己也有点不相信。上面第8个已经出现过了,但这句真是出现得比较多,所以重复一次。发现废话挺多。)

Fuck K-Vals?Holy shit!

We fucking ski,right?We fucking rage......

Oh shit .God

Yes, you did .Damn it!

Look at this shit!

What the fuck is he doing here?

Fuck you ,Jacob.

You suck and you know it(suck这里是逊的意思,并不是吸的意思)

You just ruined my fucking weekend.

She basically thinks Im an asshole ,you know?

Fuck you .

Fuck wives ,man. Fuck kids ...(Jacob就坐在旁边...他触屏打字真牛,好快,那么小个按钮,神啊,我就不行,触屏的用不惯,还是比较适合用普通的手机。发现自己又废话了是不是...)

God damn it !Who the fuck are you texting with?

Male or fucking female?

For your information. Ive had a lot of girlfriends. Hot ones.

                                  You have had lots of boyfriends.Gay ones.(超有趣的台词)

Ive got vodka,fucking Tequilles O'neals

Its got shit in it thats hot even illegal here.

Like what shit?

How the fuck am I supposed to know ,dude?

Oh,shit! K-val !

We swapped virginities junior year.All we did was listen to records and have sex.

Motherfuck.

The sucks.

No dudes are doing it.

This guys a fucking dick

Hes gotta jerk off (有兴趣自己查什么意思...)one-handed.?

This place looks like shit !

Adam sucks cocks n dicks

Fucking burned you.

I want an escort to escort our p.. into her v...(这个应该会被和谐,有兴趣自己看电影好了)

Dont fucking lie to me.

I dont know what the fuck Im gonna do.

Jesus!

Pussies.

Its gonna fucking change you.

You dont think its a little weird,a bunch of guys just pilling up(这个不知道是不是类似于“挂腊肠”的意思) in a big bathtub together , naked?

You know what ? Fuck it .

Dude.

Tips fucking down ,right away.

Are u guys alive?Holy fuck.

I wanna fuck something !

What are u looking at, Nancy?

Who the fuck is that

Are u raping?

Look at this shit man.

God damn it !Get the fuck in here right now!

Maybe its your fucking fault!

Neither coks nor dicks nor sucks.

That mother fuckers in on it ,man.

That was a great fucking movie.

Okay! First of all, fuck you ,motherfucker!

Yeah.He fucked you up.You cried and peed.

Fuck this ,man! This is fucking bullshit!

手好累,体会到编程师的痛苦了,不仅是手,还有眼睛和脖子......

I dont remember her being that fucking beautiful.

Shes really fucking tight!

Sweet fucking Lord.

Whos the geek?

What the fuck man? This is freaking me the fuck out.

Later homos.Dont drink my fucking drink.

It means do the math. dipshit.

Thats thar fucking belihop. I hate that guy.

Boo! We just got fucking robbed.

Im not scared, idiot. Im fucking pissed.

I mean,honestly, what the fuck ,man?

You shut the fuck up, please.

Look, can you be fucking normal?

Im not gonna a fucking look.

What the fuck are you doing ?

No, fuck, no!

You were supposed to fucking dump her.

You think you like getting my ass fucked up and down the entire street?

Look at my face, dude.

Look at my fucking face! Drink me in !

Shut the fucking up ,Lou.

Thats fucking admissible

I forgot that it says in the asshole handbook that you can just fuck over your friend whenever you want!

Fuck off. Fuck!

Fuck you!

Take this fucking back!

And you still fucking got stabbed in the eye?

Youre writing fucking break-up poetry

Holy shit. Youre wasted.

Are you shitting me with this,Adam?

Dont you fucking get it! Im not gonna be fucking born!

Pay up, suckers!

I know the fucking future,douche bag.

I also said to shut the fuck up ,remember that?

Bring it on spader.

Bring it on Jo-Jo.

Hey screw you ,kid.

Hell,no.

Boy, I really wish i knew what the fuck you were taking about.

Suck that shit, man.

What the fuck is wrong with you, man?

Youre not fucking married,Its 1986.

Your hearts a fucking liar.

Do it fucking quickly, okay?

You know, youre kind of a dick.

Lets kick his ass.

Hey go home! Loser!

We were gonna conquer the fucking world.

Becouse then theres two people stuck in the bullshit instead of your sorry ass.

The roof is scraping my nut!

Why do you do shit like that!

Why dont you shut your slut mouth and mind your own fucking business?

You disgust me.

You suck a shit.

I love that fucking song!

I beat the shit out of that guy, finally!

Your bullshits my bullshit, right?

So, whatever happens, stay the fuck calm.

呼,终于打完了,中途吃了个饭。应该会有一点错漏的。

最后有一句感动的话:Were best friends! If youre staying. Im staying!

推荐一首歌,是剧中的灵魂歌曲 home sweet home

总结下英文的粗口,不定期更新吧。

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